can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?
Wouldn’t recommend!
too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist
(via ugly)
Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried
you: big brother
me, an intellectual: enormous sibling
(via classydude)
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
(via cartel)
nothing felt as good as paying off your mortgage in animal crossing. fuck
imagine how paying off your mortgage in real life is gonna feel
nowhere near as good. Blocked
(via thebestoftumbling)
